Heterosexuality is never a option. Insane Fangirl. Crocodile Lover.
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
(via eriemaxwell)
IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING
someone please reverse this gif
here you go
(via jensens-wet-booty)
What if the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts Library is just full of wizard porn?
Maybe that’s why the book Harry picked up was screaming
Bound in leather and chains
would you please stop destroying my childhood one potter-related post at a time
(via ugunslilija)
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET
this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs
hug jacket
(via suicidallyreckless)
Zea requested rebloggable format.
OMG
IT’S BACK
IT’S FUCKING BACK
(via queerly-it-is)
I have no idea how you could possibly say that Norway is the penis and Sweden’s the ballsack. Obviously Sweden is the penis and Finland is the ballsack. Norway is more like a weird slug, riding on the penis.
I can’t think of any reason why I shouldn’t reblog this.
Neighborhood love.
greetings from the ballsack
(via chuckster-in-221b)
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
I am
(via tegan-rae-leonard)
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.
You made your bed now lie in it.
(via stilesandsourwolf)
- first joined tumblr: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
- me now: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
reasons why i love tumblr
naked boys
- naked boys
- naked boys
naked boys
naked boys
naked boys
He’s summoning Satan
or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold
No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.
(via lanithellama)
