Heterosexuality is never a option. Insane Fangirl. Crocodile Lover.
you know when this pops up and ur like shit has it been 4 hours already
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“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie.
“oh my god I’m never having one of those” I whisper tenderly to a baby
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when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively
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That’s me. I’d say I’m sorry to disappoint you, but I’m not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation begets disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C equals A, or… whatever.
Dead Like Me, “Pilot”
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- Why does Stephen Fry put himself down?
- Stephen Fry: It forestalls people feeling sorry for you. I'd rather be clenched up than neurotically open. Tortoises have shells for a good reason-and so do people. Besides, the shell is the most beautiful part of the tortoise. I don't want to be seen as the slimy thing underneath.
- Hugh Laurie- Steady on.
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