Heterosexuality is never a option. Insane Fangirl. Crocodile Lover.
scottish vortex of charm
Always beware the Scottish vortex of charm.
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Hey tumblr, Craig gets you.
#that’s because the characters in visual porn have no depth#like do I CARE if she ‘likes that dick’? #how long have these two known each other? #how many years of UST have just collapsed? #does he have any mixed feelings about being tied up and spanked? #or has he already come to terms with his kink? #where’s the desperation? #where’s the EMOTION? #and aren’t those nails a bit long for a lesbian?
JESUS H. CHRIST THOSE ARE THE MOST ACCURATE TAGS OF ACCURACY I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
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Tom Hanks at the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (10/29/2012)
“Tom Hanks everybody!”
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Jeffrey Dean Morgan on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (x)
Craig on the Prince Harry Vegas photos
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Craig Ferguson on Tom Cruise attacking Brooke Shields for using anti-depressants to fight Post-Partum Depression. (via themarriageofadeadblogsing)
I have always thought Craig Ferguson was a very smart man. It appears I was right.
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“It’s not like you go “oooh, I feel really sad” and then your arse falls off.”
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