Heterosexuality is never a option. Insane Fangirl. Crocodile Lover.
Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
Loot whore.
you gotta hand it to a guy who can solo a boss
(via jensens-wet-booty)
my brother: mystique’s not that good, she can’t become a floor
Dean just can’t make up his mind.
“This might hurt.” Stiles whispers into Derek’s ear as he waxes the alpha’s eyebrows.
(via sterekmess)
(via ahuttoftea)
Have you ever fucking seen an Echidna penis because OH GOD.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHY DID I GOOGLE IT
In which Loki puts an ad for a roommate on Craigslist (to help pay for rent), but Tom is the only one who answered. They end up as roommates and wacky shenanigans ensue.
And every episode ends with a lesson on friendship.
Why am I allowed on the Internet.
I’d watch this. I’d watch this like crazy.
(via blissfullybesotted)
Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
RDJ is 5’ 8½”
Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time
Chris (6’ 0½”)
…
problem solved
screaming
omfg
(via believeinthecheese)
Subject: Fire. “Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of…” no, that’s too formal.
(via tomlinson17)
my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room
(via let-me-touch-it)