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scrantonpaper:

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

honestly this used to upset me a lot as a kid until my mom, who’s worked with horses for many years, told me about how they train the horses in those movies to do things like falling down, kneeling, crawling, or stay laying on the ground after they fall. and how it’s so tough to train a prey animal to do these behaviors and how hard both trainer and horse have to work. so now whenever i see a horse take a hit and go down in a movie, i just think “fucking superb you funky little horse actor”

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Wed, 27 Jun 2018 04:34:45 +0930

existingcharactersdiehorribly: rilee16: mandysimo13: loshka: imaginehanniballecter: Imagine...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 03:26:14 +0930

existingcharactersdiehorribly:

rilee16:

mandysimo13:

loshka:

imaginehanniballecter:

Imagine Hannibal Lecter doing a painting of Will Graham, who insists sarcastically that he be ‘painting like one of his French girls’.

It is the most beautiful artwork Hannibal has ever created, it is later framed and put in his office.

more like one of his Greek girls

I SPIT OUT MY FUCKIN WATER

Why is the swan inspecting Will’s dick? It seriously looks like it’s investigating his foreskin.

It’s a reference to the painting of Leda and the Swan in Hannibal’s dining room.

Famously, they managed to sneak it past NBC first season, but someone finally noticed and so they covered her up and removed the swan’s head in season two.

Alright, say an ice cream truck pulled up with whatever stuff we've got in Aus (cos I got no idea what they'd have in the states) What would everyone get?

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:17:50 +0930

Come on. You know everyone would get one of these:

existingcharactersdiehorribly: trashcanniballecter: Where’s that gif where Hugh’s face goes through...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 01:09:04 +0930

existingcharactersdiehorribly:

trashcanniballecter:

Where’s that gif where Hugh’s face goes through like 3 levels of sass in a second

Which one? He’s very good at that.

Here’s a few of my favorite Hugh as Will Graham sass moments:

https://existingcharactersdiehorribly.tumblr.com/tagged/sassy-moments

And a couple of others I particularly like (some of these I originally made but they’re from my general reaction gif folder so several are the work of others):

cloudyfacewithjam:Kylo + Hux in the background

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 22:51:53 +0930

cloudyfacewithjam:

Kylo + Hux in the background

patheticgayblog: Wilde (1997)

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:43:08 +0930

patheticgayblog:

Wilde (1997)

celticpyro: dennys: Wanna go four-peelin’ out in the woods with...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:34:41 +0930

celticpyro:

dennys:

Wanna go four-peelin’ out in the woods with me and my boys this weekend? What do you mean? It’s a four-peeler. You know, for peelin’ around out in the woods? No, I have no idea what you mean by “some horrific Cthulhu-lookin’ disaster vehicle…

Denny’s I just woke up.

donutgleesonn: Domhnall Gleeson or you can call him gift to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:26:09 +0930

donutgleesonn:

Domhnall Gleeson or you can call him gift to humanity

pyjamazombie:My Entry for the Hannibal Kabuki FanArtbook. Sadly...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:17:38 +0930

pyjamazombie:

My Entry for the Hannibal Kabuki FanArtbook. Sadly it didn’t make it but it was still fun to draw~
Drawing blood is always nice. Yes. Look at all the shiny red-ness. Look at it. Closer. Lay down in it… yes, Will. Good boy.

there-are-no-fucking-good-urls: star wars spoiler the stars don’t actually fight. they sit there...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:09:01 +0930

there-are-no-fucking-good-urls:

star wars spoiler

the stars don’t actually fight. they sit there while some dudes fight with shiny sticks. 0/10 false advertising

coybane:my dumb ass always thought the song went “i guess it rains down in Africa” and i was like...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:00:17 +0930

coybane:

my dumb ass always thought the song went “i guess it rains down in Africa” and i was like damn i guess it do

reygrets: what if sith had normal ass names like ‘who is that’ ‘that’s darth brad’

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:51:54 +0930

reygrets:

what if sith had normal ass names like ‘who is that’ ‘that’s darth brad’

geckosandmath: 0urbladesaresharp: One of my favorite things about Hannibal is that it has to be...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:43:17 +0930

geckosandmath:

0urbladesaresharp:

One of my favorite things about Hannibal is that it has to be explicitly stated for him that framing your “best friend” for murders you committed is not actually grounds for a lasting friendship. Or, really, ANY friendship.

#god I know?? #he’s such a goddamn mess #has to have feelings and how to act on them spelled out for him every time #like how the fuck is this man a psychiatrist?? #‘Bedelia I have Big Feelings’#‘Hannibal that’s called love’ #‘what do I do with “love”?’#bedelia throws up her hands ‘eat him I guess jesus christ’

black–lavend3r: mamoru: black–lavend3r: existentialcrisisetcetera: Current favourite thing:...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:34:46 +0930

black–lavend3r:

mamoru:

black–lavend3r:

existentialcrisisetcetera:

Current favourite thing: Strange tumblr curses like “I’ll shred your shoes” or “I’ll fill the lobby with sand”

it’s all fun and games until you forget to filter yourself and are now known in the office for threatening to steal people’s teeth

sorry, you what?

i work for a game developer so we have playtests and i was on voice chat with my team and this one dude made an absolutely goddamn atrocious pun so i told him “im going to steal your teeth” and it turns out people remember when you say things like that out loud

my-name-is-vako:AU+ TV series

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:26:08 +0930

my-name-is-vako:

AU+ TV series