me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.
honestly this used to upset me a lot as a kid until my mom, who’s worked with horses for many years, told me about how they train the horses in those movies to do things like falling down, kneeling, crawling, or stay laying on the ground after they fall. and how it’s so tough to train a prey animal to do these behaviors and how hard both trainer and horse have to work. so now whenever i see a horse take a hit and go down in a movie, i just think “fucking superb you funky little horse actor”
Imagine Hannibal Lecter doing a painting of Will Graham, who insists sarcastically that he be ‘painting like one of his French girls’.
It is the most beautiful artwork Hannibal has ever created, it is later framed and put in his office.
more like one of his Greek girls
I SPIT OUT MY FUCKIN WATER
Why is the swan inspecting Will’s dick? It seriously looks like it’s investigating his foreskin.
It’s a reference to the painting of Leda and the Swan in Hannibal’s dining room.
Famously, they managed to sneak it past NBC first season, but someone finally noticed and so they covered her up and removed the swan’s head in season two.
Anonymous asked: Alright, say an ice cream truck pulled up with whatever stuff we've got in Aus (cos I got no idea what they'd have in the states) What would everyone get?
And a couple of others I particularly like (some of these I originally made but they’re from my general reaction gif folder so several are the work of others):
Wanna go four-peelin’ out in the woods with me and my boys this weekend? What do you mean? It’s a four-peeler. You know, for peelin’ around out in the woods? No, I have no idea what you mean by “some horrific Cthulhu-lookin’ disaster vehicle…
My Entry for the Hannibal Kabuki FanArtbook. Sadly it didn’t make it but it was still fun to draw~ Drawing blood is always nice. Yes. Look at all the shiny red-ness. Look at it. Closer. Lay down in it… yes, Will. Good boy.
Heterosexuality is never a option. Insane Fangirl. Crocodile Lover.
