I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
Y’all should blame Cheyanne for this one. We had a great conversation about porn today whilst at Disney and may or may not have burst out laughing while children were around, potentially scarring them for life.
Derek was lying there, breathing shallow, each inhale slowly beginning to deepen, each exhale becoming less and less jagged. He could feel his heart slamming away in his chest, still sprinting as if it was five minutes ago, when Stiles was all he could focus on as he fucked up into him. Derek’s whole world had been narrowed to where they were connected, where that intense, thick pushscrapepull of Stiles around him was threatening to drag the life right from his body. Derek had almost lost complete control of his shift then, and again when he came, his fingers tightening into Stiles’ sides enough to leave deep, red imprints over his hipbones as his orgasm was ripped out of him, every muscle in his body tightening as he emptied himself into his mate, keening loudly as Stiles followed suit.
Just like every time before, it was perfect, to say the least. At least to Derek. His senses were on fire, nose tingling with the heady thickness of his and Stiles’ mingled scents, sweet with the tinges of sweat and skin and come permeating the room. His ears were ringing, fingers tingling, as he let his head slump back down to the pillow, trying to get his breathing under control as Stiles eased off of his cock and settled his warm weight across his thighs.
That was when it happened. Derek should’ve seen it coming, all things considered. So it was his fault really.
ANNE FRANK WAS BI
HOW DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS
I FEEL FUCKING ROBBED
Excuse me while I memorize this list
I keep trying to tell people this but nobody believes me.
haha yea they edited bits of her diary out which included anne expressing attraction to girls and it’s even been banned from schools because of this!! fun fact
“Unconsciously, I had these feelings even before I came here. Once when I was spending the night at Jacque's, I could no longer restrain my curiosity about her body, which she'd always hidden from me and which I'd never seen. I asked her whether, as proof of our friendiship, we could touch each other's breasts. Jacque refused. I also had a terrible desire to kiss her, which I did. Every time I see a female nude, such as the Venus in my art history book, I go into ecstasy. Sometimes I find them so exquisite I have to struggle to hold back my tears. If only I had a girlfriend!"
this was what her dad purposefully censored from her diary. and so, no-one knew about this, and a generation of kids never had a historical role model … although i wonder if the book would have had the circulation it did, were this part included in the first release